foxzes:

fakethistoyourgrave:

What’s the word for horny but not in a sexual way like I’m horny for Halloween but I don’t wanna fuck a pumpkin you feel

do u mean excited

(via foreverasdfghjkl)

me looking at thing: yooooo
me looking at price: nooooo

nosdrinker:

my english teacher accused me of plagiarizing an essay i wrote about my own life

(via ruinedchildhood)

spookythingy:

twerkforyoutube:

are dogs even real?

the second from the top and the third from the bottom tho ooooomg

(via orgasmic-humor)

wellthatsadorable:

thefrogman:

[ Prince ]

THERE’S NOTHING BETTER THAN ANIMAL BEST FRIENDS. APOLOGIES FOR THE CAPS LOCK, BUT I HAD NO CHOICE.

(via pwnator)

jaclcfrost:

being called by just your last name

image

(via pwnator)

babygoatsandfriends:

baby goats playing on other animals

everything is a playground when you’re a baby goat

(Source: littleballofgay, via pwnator)

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