sdzoo:

Even Galapagos tortoises enjoy watermelon in the summer. Watch the full video.

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“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

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dampsandwich:

iphonevevo:

when the person who volunteers to read is completely illiterate   

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poor you

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zayoken:

"my ex never asked me to do that"

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DEN WHY THE FUCK U NOT AS HIS HOUSE?

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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bombaree:

i cant wait to start dating someone so i can send them this pic everyday
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